7 stories Obama doesn't want told

This is a nice summary from Politico's John Harris of the joke that goes by the name of Barack Hussien Obama.

The 7 stories are listed below.  I will add my synopses for those of you who don't have the energy to read the article which is only about 15 words longer.

1. He thinks he’s playing with Monopoly money
   
   This moron hasn't even taken the MacroEconomic portion of Econ 101.  He has no idea about what the money supply is all about.  How a business works.  How government can spur on business versus crush it.  He believes that simply giving money to the less fortunate will cure the world's ills.  He needs to understand the old saying: “Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.  Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is."
   
   
2. Too much Leonard Nimoy
   
   He's emotionless.  No actually understanding for the day-to-day problems of people.  He's an academic, ivory tower egg-head (wannabe) - I say "wannabe" because it's pretty obvious that this dude ain't too swift.
   
   
3. That’s the Chicago Way
   
   To get his way he'll leave a horse head in your bed.  That's how he got his competitors off the ballot in his state senate run, and that's how he plays the game in D.C.
   
   
4. He’s a pushover
   
   Outside of his U.S. bullying tactics, he's a absolute pussy we he has to fight internationally or in an open forum.  He shrinks from the really important fights. 
   
   
5. He sees America as another pleasant country on the U.N. roll call, somewhere between Albania and Zimbabwe
   
   He actually believes that the U.S. has more to be ashamed of than proud of.  He looks around the world and fails to see the brutality and lack of will to evolve of our friends and enemies, but only seems to see the problems at home.  He doesn't see American exceptionalism, mere that we are a country that should downplay its strength and ask the likes of the UN for permission to sneeze.  He has no concept of why people from every country in the world would risk their lives to live here.  He just doesn't get it.
   
   
6. President Pelosi
   
   This insane woman actually gets what she wants done, done.  On a perverse level, it's commendable.  He balls (and I'm sure she has at least 4 from all of the radiation treatments to her face) are a lot larger than Mr. Michelle Obama's.
   
   
7. He’s in love with the man in the mirror
   
   He cares more about image than substance.  We don't give a damn if you can shoot a basketball or play touch football on the White House lawn.  We want a man.  A strong man who can lead us.